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["target practice" W.W.W]

oh yeah, you truely are a GREAT person

first let me note that i am NOT standing up for weise. the very thought of going on a killing spree due to teenage depression makes my stomach ache. but this video, the one you so proudly dub as what we wish, is almost MORE disturbing. the kid was messed up. he was disturbed and depressed and deserved, after the shooting, mind you, to be punished. but with this movie you seem to be saying, " Hey, if it was up to me, and Jeff Weise hadn't ended his own life, I would have tortured him until he friggin died." I'm sorry, but that is NOT what I wish, and if it's truely what you wish, then your as bad as he is.

["Target Practice"]

Wow, um, ooook.

So, just for this purpose forget the fact it's senseless, forget the fact i've seen things like it a thousand times, and forget the fact that it had no point. that stuff, being short and pointless, made me laugh far more than most other longer, "funnier" toons on this site.

[Grim Reaper Show 5]

Too much masturbation?

Maybe, ur gay, maybe ur a female, maybe u just like ur cock a little to much, but to make the "elder gods" flying wanks,well, let's just say i lost faith in u the moment the dicks fell from the sky.

[Marcus Peblo 8]

Worse than Disney?

Ever consider submitting your work to the Disney Corporation? Oh, wiat, i forgot,even Disney movies have plots, charcters, and don't show little wide eyed naked things with birds flying around em. Work on... well, everything, except ur animation, i liked the style.