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    my new anti hero

    way to go fucking with a great song by a great band by putting it alongside a shitty cartoon

    *insert witty summary here*

    slightly funny rant about the sort of true things men hate about their bathrooms. good job *coughs*. the style was nothing because i think a 5 minute toon about a bathroom is the worst kind of bathroom humor (insert drum riff here). keep the animation and revamp your sense of humor out of the kindergarten level, and into the real world for a movie that's not so shitty (another drum roll). hahahaa.... wow, i'm not funny......

    fun-ish

    but give it, yaknow, a point, and maybe some humor, and it'll actually be something more than a moving picture with little annoying clicky bubbles, which btw were really annoying....

    just read the review

    nice animations, some were funny, some were cool, all were blue. avant gard style but that was the downside, made the graphics a bit weak. chicken, your toon was slightly funny, but only slightly, like a long lead up to a bad joke. lizard, yours was pointless and made me want to paint a jeelyfish and dump it into a whirlpool, okay fine, it didn't but the random factor. Sheesh! Greedom, two things, idespise pointless violence, and two: fish don't cut, shoot, and blow each other up for water, it's kinda abundant for them. Guy with the long name, how the hell does a man fit down a drain; why are there fish; and btw, try to work on your animation skills, definitely the worst of the copilation, no offense. DNR, does that stand for Dude with No Real talent? of course not, but it should. Admin, slightly random, but interesting, decent animation and good sound quality. Demon, i absolutely hate the song choice, i like your art style, even if anime is a bit tiresome, but it was very random: "Hey I'm a go punch a big spiky haired guy, then squirt water at him, uh-oh, he cut me, lets jump in this her' puddle." Oh well. Overall guys, nice compilation, i guess, even though i was happier paying more attention to the little lines that showed up on the menu button until i clicked it, but that didn't bother me much either. good luck in the future.

    my advice for a budding individual

    don't get your hopes up for a flourishing career in animating, or script writing... or writing in general... in fact, just go back into the hovel you came from and make a living selling drugs.

    Murasameblade responds:

    i think its safe to say your fucking retarded! oh and that was something i put together in like 5 mins! better than what you could do! and i wasnt going for the animation looks i was just trying to get the point across! i can animate waaaaay better than this! this isnt even an ounce of my animateing skill! so the jokes on you buddy

    oh sweet irrelevance

    i hope you can pay for my mdeical bill, your toonleft me in stiches, ( duhdum ccchhh) nice to see more people who value comedy, not senseless violence. i loved it, despite the fact that it had very little to do with mgs, the title was well placed for the subject. good job, make more so i can laugh a bit more, and soon before i shoot myself for lack of funny toons on this site of late.

    Techneon responds:

    ah the drum crash

    thanks for the review

    que bueno

    i dunno much spanish, not enough to use estar in the past tense, so im just gonna say that it was pretty good, seemed kinda pointless, which usually i hate, but i didn't mind it alongside a nice song and a decent animation. btw, did they use milk to blow up the spider thing?

    "Artiistic"

    hooray for the new age monet. that is, if the original monet was a senselessly violent little kid who drew stupid little cartoons, added music and called it a flash cartoon.

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