Kriticke's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[One Man Assault]

my bad

i review your stuff in the wrong order... i would've rated the halo 2 flash a bit better knowing and seeing the improvement. i hated this one even more... but i was just being constructive, saying the sound was bad and it was boring (the halo 2 thing). this one was even more boring, but obviously you improved from this flash to the halo flash and i think you might be able to make flash that isn't boring... you certainly have the artwork talent.

Original-SHM responds:

shut the fuck up

[Halo 2 A Day In Xbox Live]

bad

thats really all i can say. it was pointless, the audio was crap, the animation was ok but overall i just really didnt like it.

Original-SHM responds:

Yea no point huh? Shut the fuck up.

[Dillium]

5 words

funny, but.... OFF THE DRUGS

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

>_>

[Goldencatilium]

despite the score

i liked it for the sheer concept... ill answer the questipon of a previous reviewer: why would anyone want to make fun of lilium.... cos lilium was a load of crap. your toon on the other hand was funny and though not original i liked it because it amade fun of a cartoon i happen to despise. congratz

Protocol2319 responds:

thanks.

[FF: PWN Barrage]

oi, not good man

wow dude, that blew....

DariusR responds:

Like you could do any better

[10]

XXX

halfway thru i got wishing the cyanide was real because the toon sucked so damn much. BLAM

TruffleClock responds:

vote 5

[Random Acts of ViolenceV2]

as i expected

i fucking hate it. bear in mind i ONLY watched it because i always watch things i plan on reviewing, so that my review is always correct. i didn't know if that was just a title, but indeed, it was just stupid violence without any logic. perhaps if that is how your mind functions, you should be the stick and i'll be the tumbleweed, okay?

Fizzo responds:

Seems like you should probably think before you speak. Better yet, don't speak at all. You just look dumb.
Using phrases like "stupid violence" pretty much ruins all credibility you think you have. Let me know when you can understand multi-syllable words and comprehend simple concepts such as "random", "violence", and "reviewing". Giving a zero in all categories just further proves how clueless you are. You're the kind of person that give Newgrounds a bad name.

[1976]

i'm goin with yanks

i dont usually blam unless omething really does SUCK, becuase people actually work to make these. but, cmon, that was just unbearable to watch, i had to stop halfway thru. sorry, but, next time, to make it better... actually try, and if you DID, try on this one, well then, good luck trying to get a job as an animator.

80-Percent-Random responds:

Wow aren't you just a sour little prick.
By the way, nice pic of Brad Pitt on your profile, what a touch. Aint you clever!

[Bedtime Monster]

my advice for a budding individual

don't get your hopes up for a flourishing career in animating, or script writing... or writing in general... in fact, just go back into the hovel you came from and make a living selling drugs.

Murasameblade responds:

i think its safe to say your fucking retarded! oh and that was something i put together in like 5 mins! better than what you could do! and i wasnt going for the animation looks i was just trying to get the point across! i can animate waaaaay better than this! this isnt even an ounce of my animateing skill! so the jokes on you buddy

[Metal Gear Domestic]

oh sweet irrelevance

i hope you can pay for my mdeical bill, your toonleft me in stiches, ( duhdum ccchhh) nice to see more people who value comedy, not senseless violence. i loved it, despite the fact that it had very little to do with mgs, the title was well placed for the subject. good job, make more so i can laugh a bit more, and soon before i shoot myself for lack of funny toons on this site of late.

Techneon responds:

ah the drum crash

thanks for the review